Bunker Chic
Straying from the path here for a minute: I don't intend to outfit a bomb shelter any time soon, but if I do, I'll definitely call designer, William T. Georgis. Here is his "safe room" featured in the 2009 Kips Bay Show House as seen in House Beautiful. Its got everything I need in one space: disco ball, guns, toilet, oxygen tank, Spam, liquor, water, Marlboros and a laptop.